February 2010
18 posts
“Life is precious. I’m not going to just sit here listening to your...”
– http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
January 2010
13 posts
Benefits of being PALE
LEAVE CLASS EARLY CAUSE YOU’RE “SICK”
1. droop your eyes
2. talk in a weak voice (don’t over do it)
3. move slower then usual
4. DO NOT SMILE
5. tell your prof, teacher, boss (your parents will know) that your not feeling well: migraine/stomach ache are my go to’s
RESULT: “oh yeah your face is so pale”
they believe you got to go do whatever :)
Hahaha
my dog just scared himself with his own loud fart. he ran away.
Sleep Talking Man... i had to
“Cake. Mmmmm. I want one more piece. Just One. More. Fucking. Piece.”
“Hey, don’t… don’t say anything. Why don’t you put it in an email, then I can ignore it at my pleasure.”
“You can’t be a pirate if you haven’t got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules.”
“I’m baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them...
SLEEP TALKIN' MAN →
here’s an example:
“My bagder’s gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!”
Stupidity strikes again...
I tripped on the vacuum and prolly just broke my foot. Happy new year my ass!
